Dumbest Thing Ever

I've added a new weapon to my personal War on Terror:
A scrolling message LED name tag with a magnetic mount.

It will hold a 500 letter message. That means I can get 100 four-letter words into it... or a message like this:

Alarm status: Armed (Silent Mode). Rotor lock status: Locked. Perimeter intrusion detected. Paging...


I will have somebody at work rig up a 9v battery to extend its run time from the original 15 hours to (probably) a couple of weeks.

A heapin' helpin' of fear, uncertainty, and doubt: $13 (shipped) on eBay.

AHAHAHAHAHA! Soooo stupid!